Wednesday, January 05, 2005

It makes perfect sense...

This lady called today to report that her vehicle had been vandalized. Before I could really start to take the claim, she just went off. She said that someone took her car keys and took her car out and backed it into something that ate off the paint on her bumper. She said that it was done by the people that have been harassing her for a long time. She said that they were satanic worshipers and doctors of parapsychology. She said that she has a government case worker at the state senate office who she reports the harassment to. She kept going on and on and then she said that she worked for the grassroots efforts (she lives in Florida, mind you) to re-elect President Bush - ENOUGH SAID.

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