blogging the Golden Globes

Lets get this party started. And fer real? Don't Cha? Is that the only song anyone can sing?

7:06pm MST
What's with Adrian Brody's ascot? Why does he think he's cute? Natalie Portman's hair is growing back. That's good to see. Her dress has little boob cups. That's odd.
Does George Clooney really act? I don't think he's that great of an actor and not all that good looking. But that's just me.

7:10pm MST
How beautiful is Scarlett Johansson? My lord. Ah- Rachel Weisz just scared the crap out of me. She looks so scary. I know she's pregnant, but that dress, the makeup and the hair. That's wrong. No wins for Dawson's Creekers tonight. Boo.

7:18pm MST
THE PIVES!!!!!!!! Better win this time! PAUL NEWMAN? You've got to be shitting me! Totally not fair. The new Superman is not cute at all. And Teri Hatcher looks old.
Sandra Oh rocks my world. She is the shit on Grey's Anatomy. She didn't know where to go. Cute. She feels like someone set her on fire. So cute.

I don't know if I can keep up this pace, but I will try. When I have to stop and eat, I'll make mental notes.

7:26pm MST
Drew - put on a bra! MY GOD. She looks terrible. Emmy Rossum is so pretty. I loved Phantom.

7:30pm MST
Love me some Jesse L. Nicolette needs to stop. Dating Michael Bolton? Seriously?
Geena Davis won. What a major upset. No one thought she would win.

7:34pm MST
Dr. McDreamy. Can't Buy Me Love. hehehe Ah Went. How cute are you? At least it was some random that I don't even watch that beat my boy. Everyone said Hugh Laurie would win and that Wentworth Miller was the dark horse. But he looks so cute. How funny about the names in the pocket and picking them out at random. That's really funny.

Damn, this is alot harder than I thought. I am trying to watch and pay attention. But I can only type so fast.

7:40pm MST
Not about the Globes - Chris just dropped a chip in my glass of soda. He then said, blog about that. I said, "ok" and he said, "I was kidding." He said that he wants to get a shirt that says "My life is not your blog."

7:42pm MST
Melanie gets to introduce her daughter as Miss Golden Globe. Cute. I really don't want to see The Producers. I am not impressed.

7:45pm MST
I haven't seen any of these mini series'. Viva Blackpool? What the hell is that? At least the others I have heard of.

Ah, speeches give me time to rest.

7:46pm MST
William Peterson and Pam Anderson. Yikes. She is such trash. Mandy is there with Zach. How cute. Charlie Sheen looks sad and lonely. Deservedly so. Steve Carell won! That's so cool. This is upset night too. No one was predicating any of these winners so far. Wow. Do you think his wife really wrote that speech? It would be funny either way. He thanked her like 100 times. I love that The Daily Show was all inbred like that.

Getting the feeling that I have something to say about everything and everyone? Damn me.

7:57pm MST
Sissy's boyfriend, Tim Robbins.

7:58pm MST
now trying to triple task. Eating too. Come on Reese. SWEET. She rocked that movie. Scarey dress though. Ryan Phillippe is so hot and such a cute husband. They are the best. She almost cried thanking her family.

8:01pm MST
How much as Desperate Housewives jumped the shark? I mean come on. It's not even good anymore. They all vetoed each other out. At least the foreign press knows that Housewives has jumped the shark too. Mary Louise Parker is such a good actress.
OOh, I am staying tuned for Matthew McConaughey.

8:07pm MST
Did you just see that Scrubs commercial? How freaking funny is that? I'll be they made one for every nominee and one for if Zach Braff won. I was not a huge Scrubs fan, but I will watch it if nothing else is on.

8:11pm MST
I'll admit it once and for all. I have a major girl crush on Kate Beckinsale.

8:34pm MST
Just finished eating. Not much to say about what was on then.
Entourage better win. Damn those Housewives. Freaks. I hate them.

8:37pm MST
Penelope Cruz does not look all that great. That color of light pink is not good on her.

8:38pm MST
Matthew - finally. That tease for him was a long time ago. That movie with Sarah Jessica looks dumb. How cute that Matthew, of the Broderick persuasion, winked at SJP when she was walking on stage. They are a cute married couple too. Put them and Reese and Ryan in a competition for cutest celebrity couple.

8:49pm MST
Alanis and her blonde ass hair did not win. Maybe if she didn't dye her hair, she would have won.

8:56pm MST
I'm slowing down. Gwynnie all pregnant like. That dress sucks. But she is so cute pregnant. I vote for the new baby to be named Plum.
Anthony Hopkins...blah...blah...blah. Why does she keep calling him Antony. No h. Why?

9:16pm MST
I really have to see Brokeback Mountain now. Ang Lee won. I think Chris indirectly said that I can take his car on Friday and go.

9:20pm MST
Joaquin was a shoe in. I'll bet that he made a bet with Ryan Phillipe and that's what that "I will pay" meant and the hand gesture from Ryan. Funny. I think that Joaquin is an amazing actor because he is so messed up and strange in real life and you would never know it from his characters. Like I was saying about George Clooney-his acting is not a stretch for him. It's just a slight variation on him in real life. But not that way with Joaquin. Remember when he was Leaf Phoenix?

9:27pm MST
Chris says that Renee Zellweger looks like she just got slapped and is about to cry. He said she always looks like that. He cracks me up. Watching these shows with him are difficult because he tries to act like he knows, but he is wrong most of the time. He asks himself trivia questions and then tries to answer them himself. Then gives up and asks me. Cool that Walk the Line won. At least I've seen that movie.
Seriously. Reese and Ryan are the cutest couple ever!

9:32pm MST
Chris just put two and two together. "It makes sense that it is the globes since it is the foreign press." I told him that he is funnier to blog than the award show. He says that's not fair.

9:37pm MST
Best show - I am torn. Prison Break or Grey's. But I think LOST will win. Look, there's Went again. Ahh. See LOST won. Thought so.

9:41pm MST
Dennis Quaid just made me scream. It rhymes with chic flick. What an ass. That was totally insensitive. I just keep saying "wow." I've heard it called a gay cowboy movie, but never a dick flick.

9:43pm MST
Since I've seen clips of Felicity Huffman in Transamerica, I can't not look at her and think of her as a man dressed as a women. For real. Next time you see her, think of that. Maybe that's why she won, because she really looks like a dude. She called her husband her north star and her haven. That is really sweet. But she still looks like a dude.

augh. This is almost over. I will not be blogging the Oscars, that's for sure.
It makes me not like it. It makes me want it to end. And if you know me at all, you know that I live for this shit. I am a celebrity junkie. I can answer almost any celebrity question you might have. I would make the best phone a friend for celebrity or pop culture questions.
Give Heath the award so we can all go home.

9:50pm MST
Here we go. Oh yeah, I need to see Capote. That looks really good. Damn. Heath didn't win. Upset city again. Crazy. And I thought Heath and Michelle would both win and it would be family affair. I was totally wrong.

9:57pm MST
When they bring Denzel out, you know its almost over.
Brokeback just won for best picture. Director, screenplay and movie, but no acting awards for it. Very interesting.

10:00pm MST
Thank you for reading and goodnight.