this is just humorous now

Mayer dumps Simpson after a week
Simpson Sings The Blues
John Mayer Doesn’t Want Jessica Simpson
Mayer Dumped Chestica
Jessica Simpson dumped by Mayer
Jess and John Mayer Romance Has Reportedly Faded
Jessica Simpson & John Mayer: Over Before it Started
Jessica Simpson Dumped By John Mayer
Jessica Simpson dumped by John Mayer
Jessica Simpson Dumped By John Mayer

I guess it's the only way for these "news" (and I use that term loosely) services to redeem themselves. Not, 'We were wrong.' No. Not that. They broke up. That's it!

So on the flip side, there's this:
How To Be John Mayer’s Girlfriend